another post; less indignant than the last. heheh.

Anyways, the Caesar of our imagination is hot. Mainly because he's young.
But if you see the depictions of him in statues and coins...
well, maybe it depends on your taste in men, but I don't think his looks could come close to o'erflowing the measure.

I'm not going to post pictures of his coins, because he's ugly on them. Maybe because coin-engraving technology was not so advanced then.

But since statues are much more accurate, that's how we'll judge his looks.
Ready? Let's go!:


Statue #1
He looks tall... muscular kind of big...
a passable face, maybe too strong a jaw...
his poor ears stick out a tad too much...
and we've got to do something about the nose...
otherwise, not up to par, but acceptable.


Statue#2
This one... ergh...
no body, so we can't judge the hawtness of the bod...
the chin is a leetle too fat... saggy cheeks too...
bulbous nose... fat cheeks...
ergh, sorry Dan, this Caesar's not hot.



Statue #3
Finally, Bachelor number 3. He's better looking than number 2, fer sher.
Okay chin... are those high cheekbones that I detect?...
straight nose, not bad... can't judge the ears though...
good, strong forehead, and the hair looks acceptable for a time when gel wasn't yet invented.
All in all, okay features, although to put them together may not be ideal.

Conclusion:
Caesar is not hot. But I guess that's what imaginations are for (:

fin*
btw, i kinda like Lepidus! Poor guy was probably too soft for his own good.
Lucky guy got to die peacefully at around 77 years old,
which is more than I could ask for in a world where Antony killed himself and Octavius Caesar was evil.