i really had fun searching up bushisms
(even his name sounds stupid!)
thought i'd do mccainisms next...
hmm, mccainisms just doesn't seem to have the same ring as bushisms...
"In the 21st century, nations don't invade other nations"
-about Russia's military action against Georgia
hmm, really? what about I-wreck? and yet he said
"Make it a hundred...That would be fine with me."
-to a questioner who asked if he supported President Bush's vision for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 50 years
"The role of the vice president is to break ties in the Senate and inquire daily into the health of the president."
- McCain.
('nuff said)
So, we all know the McCains are filthy rich, and spend money like there's no tomorrow, right?
I mean, his wife wore over $220,000 worth of stuff at the RNC.
and mccain accuses obama of being elitist?!
michelle's outfit only costed around $1000
and the obamas own only one house...
When Jay Leno asked how many houses mccain owns, he said this:
"Could I just mention to you, Jay,
that in a moment of seriousness I spent five and a half years in a prison cell.
I didn't have a house, I didn't have a kitchen table, I didn't have a table, I didn't have a chair."
--once again playing the POW card, "Tonight Show" interview, Aug. 25, 2008
and to highlight the shadiness of his dealings, in another interview:
"I think -- I'll have my staff get to you. It's condominiums where -- I'll have them get to you."
--after being asked how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own, interview with Politico, Las Cruces, N.M., Aug. 20, 2008
"We have a lot of work to do. It's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border."
--referring to a border that does not exist, ABC News interview, July 21, 2008
(gee, how's the situation on the US-Afghanistan border?)
"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods today."
--prior to visiting a Baghdad market while being flanked by 22 soldiers, 10 armored Humvees, and two Apache attack helicopters
and lastly, his chauvinistic pig-headed side, which actually seems to propagate a view that women liked being raped and beaten:
"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"
--a joke McCain reportedly told during his first Senate race in 1986
(PIG! DICK!- admittedly, it's in the past, but i'm scolding his past self - ARSEHOLE!)
and just as a treat, here's the funny jon stewart epsiode on sarah palin's gender card
(even his name sounds stupid!)
thought i'd do mccainisms next...
hmm, mccainisms just doesn't seem to have the same ring as bushisms...
"In the 21st century, nations don't invade other nations"
-about Russia's military action against Georgia
hmm, really? what about I-wreck? and yet he said
"Make it a hundred...That would be fine with me."
-to a questioner who asked if he supported President Bush's vision for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 50 years
"The role of the vice president is to break ties in the Senate and inquire daily into the health of the president."
- McCain.
('nuff said)
So, we all know the McCains are filthy rich, and spend money like there's no tomorrow, right?
I mean, his wife wore over $220,000 worth of stuff at the RNC.
and mccain accuses obama of being elitist?!
michelle's outfit only costed around $1000
and the obamas own only one house...
When Jay Leno asked how many houses mccain owns, he said this:
"Could I just mention to you, Jay,
that in a moment of seriousness I spent five and a half years in a prison cell.
I didn't have a house, I didn't have a kitchen table, I didn't have a table, I didn't have a chair."
--once again playing the POW card, "Tonight Show" interview, Aug. 25, 2008
and to highlight the shadiness of his dealings, in another interview:
"I think -- I'll have my staff get to you. It's condominiums where -- I'll have them get to you."
--after being asked how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own, interview with Politico, Las Cruces, N.M., Aug. 20, 2008
"We have a lot of work to do. It's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border."
--referring to a border that does not exist, ABC News interview, July 21, 2008
(gee, how's the situation on the US-Afghanistan border?)
"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods today."
--prior to visiting a Baghdad market while being flanked by 22 soldiers, 10 armored Humvees, and two Apache attack helicopters
and lastly, his chauvinistic pig-headed side, which actually seems to propagate a view that women liked being raped and beaten:
"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'"
--a joke McCain reportedly told during his first Senate race in 1986
(PIG! DICK!- admittedly, it's in the past, but i'm scolding his past self - ARSEHOLE!)
and just as a treat, here's the funny jon stewart epsiode on sarah palin's gender card
omgosh, jon stewart is the greatest!
(well, i haven't seen what colbert has to say about it yet)
you should go youtube-ing and search his take on the RNC Day 4
the similarities between mccain and bush's speeches are astounding!
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