priceless george bush!

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
- US President George W. Bush (September 29, 2000 in Saginaw, Michigan)
(yes! fish can swim!)

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family
- US President George W. Bush (January 27, 2000 in New Hampshire)
(so that your table can eat them?...)

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush
(right. and that's not paper you're reading from, it's compressed pulp from trees)

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush
(and Singapore has a firm commitment to the Peru-Singapore FTA; we are a part of Peru)

'I heard somebody say, "Now, where's Mandela?" Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.'
- US President George W. Bush
(well, nelson mandela just celebrated his 90th birthday not too long ago...)

'I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.'
- on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005
(yes, RIP)