Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Read my mind...

This month is just... too... unbearably hot... thank god for air conditioning.

[Ex-2PM]<- name of 2PM as they were before we knew most of them were fakes.

Ex-2PM's fans and anti-fans' anger must be heating up the whole world! Singapore's no longer a green city - we're brown now, since all our grass is fried to a lovely, caramelised colour.

I'm enjoying not doing anything for now, and it feels wonderful to wake up at 11, watch TV, eat, then watch more TV. I shall finally FINALLY finally get to doing a ringtone version of "lub, brind, PASSION!~" from Mazel Tov by Child of Empire. <- Golly, if that wasn't the strangest set of words ever?

And I shall finish The Official Blue Marx Personality Guide, which has been hard to do because unlike zodiacs and blood types, horoscopes are soooo long winded. It's a hard job being partly in charge of your own (fictional) entertainment company. You have to do everything by yourselves. Where's the manager when you need him?

In my alternate world, JYPE has been bought over, and trashed by our entertainment company. And 5PM (Ex-2PM minus Khun and Jay) are now living with their parents, who refuse to support them for free because they've been horrible sons. So now most of them (except Junsu) work the counter at McDonald's, while Junsu has to be kept in the back to make your McChickens and hide his mug. They all attend hypnosis sessions, paid for by Blue Marx, to subconsciously turn them into nicer, more polite people with the mentality of a 10-year old Girl Guide (who obviously would be more mature and kinder than the people they were before).

Khun is a huge pop star in Thailand, so now he spends most of his time there, unless he's in Singapore to hang out with Blue Marx's leader Emotional. Jay is living in the lap of luxury in the Blue Marx house, where he works with us on some of our better songs, and is fed grapes by the Blue Marx maknae Lovely. He flies over home often to hand his parents the bag-fulls of cash he's earned from being a solo artist under Blue Marx's entertainment company, and sometimes even flies his family over to meet Blue Marx. Our first joint world tour will be in 2011.

Aren't I creative when I'm mad? (and I mean mad in both senses of the word) ^^

fina

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